Anyone who knows me knows I love Star Wars. It's my favorite series of films and my all-time favorite fandom. But Star Wars, like anything else, is not without its flaws. I'm going to list 5 things that I would change about each of the three film trilogies. Some of these I've known for a while, others like for the original trilogy, I had to really think hard for.
Prequel Trilogy
1. Introduce Anakin at an older age
Do we really need to see the person that becomes Darth Vader at 9 years of age? No. We got introduced to Luke at age 19, why not split the difference and introduce Anakin at 14 or 15 years of age? That's old enough that we could see a bit of his rebellious side already when he is introduced, but still young enough to show some innocence.
2. Either cut out Jar Jar or change him completely
I get why Jar Jar Binks was put in the prequel trilogy, to appease and entertain children. But Star Wars, for the most part, is enjoyed by adults, young and old(er). I would either remove him or change him so he's not the clumsy fool that we know, but is maybe instead a wise-cracking Gungan that tries to bend the rules. A Gungan Han Solo, if you will.
3. Remove midiclorians
Was this a necessary inclusion? Most Star Wars fans would say no. There's no measure of a wizard's power or potential in the Harry Potter universe, why does there have to be that in the Star Wars universe?
4. Don't have Anakin as a virgin birth/created by the Force
Is this even clear yet, 17 years after the release of Ep. III? There's still speculation on how Anakin was created. Anyway, I would have introduced Anakin's father, have him be a scumbag who deserted Shmi shortly after Anakin was born. Maybe have a plot point where Anakin kills him, even?
5. Changing or removing the line, "What have I done?"
For a while, Anakin's full fall to the dark side has kind of bothered me. And I realized the one little thing that's always bothered me. It's after Anakin cuts off Mace Windu's hand to prevent him from killing Palpatine and Palpatine blasts him out the window. Anakin then stumbles back and says in a regretful tone, "What have I done?". Instead, I would have Anakin mad at Mace Windu for attempting to assassinate the chancellor (someone who he had grown close to), and just have him not saying anything. He would simply breath heavily, realizing what he had done and how he had chosen Palpatine's dark side over the Jedi.
Original Trilogy
1. Have things thought out ahead of time
One of the few flaws with the original trilogy is the fact that George didn't plan things out, seeing as when he was writing the original Star Wars, he was not planning on any sequels. I would change how Obi-Wan describes how Luke's father dies, and I would remove any kisses between Luke and Leia and any desire Luke has for her (and have their relationship be more like Harry and Hermione in Harry Potter).
2. Have a little better choreography between Obi-Wan and Vader in their final fight
Their fight scene has not aged well, but keep in mind it was the first lightsaber battle in Star Wars history. If I could, I'd have the choreography be at least a little more intense.
3. Have the Ewoks be the final reason, not the sole reason, the rebellion wins in the end
It's been long criticized how a civilization such as the Ewoks, essentially giant teddy bears, were able to take down "A legion of the Empire's best troops". I would make it so the rebellion had more forces and just needed a tiny bit more help, perhaps with stalling the Empire.
4. Flesh out Boba Fett more or don't kill him off
Somehow Boba Fett developed a cult-like status after the original trilogy. I'd either develop a bit more of a backstory for him (which lines up with the prequel trilogy) or I wouldn't have sent him down the sarlaac pit.
5. Have Han be a bit younger
I'm grasping for straws here, but I'd have Han be a bit younger in the original trilogy. At the start of Ep. IV, he is 31 while Leia is 19. Not exactly an ideal age difference. I'd make him somewhere between 25 and 28, old enough to still have some life experience.
Sequel Trilogy
1. Have Rey be Obi-Wan's great-niece, not Palpatine's granddaughter. Or have her ancestry be inconsequential.
Rey's ancestry is one of the critical points of the sequel trilogy. She is descended from pure evil. This is equivalent to finding out Harry Potter is Voldemort's grandson. I mean, they technically had a common ancestor, but it was back hundreds of years. I think it would have been much better if Rey was related to someone else or no one (that we know of) at all. My ideal choice would have been Obi-Wan. We did see in the Obi-Wan Kenobi series Obi-Wan mention that he had a brother; that would have been a perfect opportunity to create Rey's lineage by making her Obi-Wan's great-niece. Such a shame.
2. Have the Jedi appear as ghosts to help Rey
In TRoS, we hear from many different Jedi calling out to Rey. I think what would have potentially saved the film is having them appear as Force ghosts and rallying behind her to help her. Imagine seeing Obi-Wan, Anakin, Yoda, Mace Windu, Qui-Gon (potentially), and Ahsoka (also potentially) gathered behind her to help her. It would have been equivalent to seeing all of the heroes and Avengers in Avengers: Endgame at the end fighting Thanos. It would have given many Star Wars fans like myself goosebumps.
3. Don't kill off Snoke in TLJ and replace him with Palpatine
I'm okay with Snoke being an altered clone or whatever he is, but I'm not okay with bringing Palpatine back. It was Anakin's way of returning balance to the Force, and they undid all that. Instead, I'd have Snoke survive TLJ and be the main antagonist in TRoS. Not much needs to change.
4. Have Finn somewhat explore his force abilities and train with Rey
Another wasted opportunity. We basically have it confirmed that Finn was Force-sensitive, so what they should have done was have his abilities be discovered in TFA (which they almost were), then in TLJ, he and Rey could be training together with Luke. They don't have to necessarily be joined at the hip, but it would be cool to see two Jedi learning together.
5. Handle the OT characters better
The overall treatment of the OT characters was pretty bad, to put it nicely. I'd have Luke and Han reunite, I'd have Leia and Luke reunite, likely with Luke leaving Ahch-To with Rey (and Finn in my version). Also, imagine if it was Leia who talked to Ben in TRoS and was able to bring him back to the light. We didn't even get to see Leia interact with her son.
Honorable mention: Don't kill off Ben/Kylo Ren
I had to include a sixth, just because there are so many things I would change. I would have Ben survive Exogol and form a bond with Rey (doesn't have to be romantic). I know they wanted to end the Skywalker lineage, but they didn't have to kill off Ben. Maybe, like Luke, he just doesn't have kids.
Again, I can't stress this enough, I still love Star Wars. I love the music, special and practical effects (outside of the prequel trilogy, maybe), and the action. There are just a few plot points that could've made each trilogy even better.
Monday, June 27, 2022
Five Things I would change about each Star Wars trilogy
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