Boston Rob is Tom Brady
- New England ties (duh)
- Considered the GOAT
- Does whatever it takes to win
- Plays into his 40s and his game has shown a bit of a decline
Tony Vlachos is Patrick Mahomes
- Newer age player
- The "new" GOAT
- Crazy style of play that somehow works
- Others know they have to be stopped but they never can
Parvati Shallow is Aaron Rodgers
- Is considered one of the best all time, but not perhaps THE best
- Southern California, good-looking
- Perhaps plays better when upset
- Didn't make a big name for themselves right away, took a season or two
Sandra Diaz-Twine is Russell Wilson
- Perpetually underrated
- Proves that appearances can be deceiving
- PNW ties (Sandra once lived near Fort Lewis, WA)
- Doesn't always win pretty, but they win nonetheless
Cirie Fields is Drew Brees
- Universally loved, basically no haters
- Gotten screwed by late twists in games
- Family-oriented
- Persistent and seemingly will continue trying to win it all despite being up there in age
Ozzy Lusth is Michael Vick
- Athletic freak
- Never could win it all, but best chance was early in career
- At least a small amount of controversy
- People wonder what could have been with them
Natalie Anderson is Lamar Jackson
- As athletic as they come
- New school player who thrived despite the odds
- Still has doubters
- Succeeds in unique ways
Ben Driebergen is Carson Wentz
- New age player with interesting style
- Doesn't get a ton of credit for winning it all
- Good ol' American country boy from a small state
- Family-oriented
Russell Hantz is Jay Cutler
- Amazing potential and talented enough to win, but retired with wasted potential
- Never could win it all
- Other players have called them hard to work with
- Commentated about the game they played after retiring (Russell's YouTube channel, Jay was an analyst)
Coach Ben Wade is Ben Roethlisberger
- Cocky and arrogant
- Gotten far a few times
- Their fans love them, others despise them
- Both have had near-death experiences (Coach Wade stranded in jungle/Roethlisberger's motorcycle accident)
Rupert Boneham is Phillip Rivers
- Universally liked
- Competitive as they come, absolutely hates to lose and they show it
- Ties to Indianapolis (Rivers QB of Colts now)
- Family-oriented, known for being fatherly
John Cochran is Ryan Fitzpatrick
- Often called the smartest player
- Harvard Educated
- Lasted a long time
- Very personable
Michele Fitzgerald is Jimmy Garoppolo
- Gotten far twice, won once
- Not given a lot of credit for one win
- Still underrated despite getting far on their own accord
- Dark haired, good-looking
Joe Anglim is Deshaun Watson
- Relies on athleticism to get far
- Can never get enough help to win it all
- Newer age player that most think will never win it all
- Large amount of controversy that has come up in the past year or two
Colby Donaldson is Peyton Manning
- Iconic player, if asked to name one player from their game most people would name them
- Southern ties (Colby-Texas, Peyton-Louisiana/Tennesssee)
- Very good in front of a camera, goes on to do other things also in front of a camera
- Extremely dominant early on in career, setting records that have since been tied or broken
Jerri Manthey is Eli Manning
- Linked to above player/have a rivalry
- Did just as well placement-wise as above player despite not being considered as good of a player
- Aloof and not the most personable player
- Went against the GOAT multiple times (1st player on this list)
- Iconic player, if asked to name one player from their game most people would name them
- Southern ties (Colby-Texas, Peyton-Louisiana/Tennesssee)
- Very good in front of a camera, goes on to do other things also in front of a camera
- Extremely dominant early on in career, setting records that have since been tied or broken
Jerri Manthey is Eli Manning
- Linked to above player/have a rivalry
- Did just as well placement-wise as above player despite not being considered as good of a player
- Aloof and not the most personable player
- Went against the GOAT multiple times (1st player on this list)
Rob Cesternino is Tony Romo
- Came out of nowhere to become one of the game's best (when they played)
- Most known for talking about game now (RHAP, Tony being lead analyst for CBS)
- Made a mistake that people will never forget (Rob betraying Jenna and Heidi, Tony fumbling the snap on a field goal attempt)
- Never could win it all, but people will always consider them as good enough to do so (Just couldn't get the cards to fall right for them)
Jesse Lopez is Josh Allen
- All the talent in the world to win, but has come up short
- Had a friend that they worked with for a while until they no longer did (Cody, Diggs)
- Not given a ton of chances when they were younger, but they fought hard and finally got to a respectable place in life (Jesse graduating college and starting a family, Josh going to Wyoming of all places and getting drafted 1st round)
- Can get emotional in defeat and you feel nothing but sympathy for them.
Mike Gabler is Matthew Stafford
- Older guy that won it all despite the odds
- Laid low for a while (Alligabler, Stafford in Detroit) until their moment came
- Good under pressure (Gabler at fire, Stafford in playoffs with Rams)
- Likable winner, perhaps not surrounded by most likable players (Gabler on 43, Stafford on Rams)
Owen Knight is Joe Burrow
- Went on a run out of nowhere to get to the end, only to lose to the guy above
- Good-looking guy who's hard to dislike
- Didn't always get the best help but kept on going and surviving
- Worked with a young kid to help further their game (Sami, Jamarr Chase)
Charlie Davis is Brock Purdy
- Good looking guy with a goofy smile that's hard to hate
- Came so close to winning, but came up short, and a lot think they deserved to win over their competition.
- Indirect ties to Taylor Swift (Charlie a fan, Purdy went against her boyfriend in the Super Bowl)
- Came out of nowhere to become one of the game's best (when they played)
- Most known for talking about game now (RHAP, Tony being lead analyst for CBS)
- Made a mistake that people will never forget (Rob betraying Jenna and Heidi, Tony fumbling the snap on a field goal attempt)
- Never could win it all, but people will always consider them as good enough to do so (Just couldn't get the cards to fall right for them)
Jesse Lopez is Josh Allen
- All the talent in the world to win, but has come up short
- Had a friend that they worked with for a while until they no longer did (Cody, Diggs)
- Not given a ton of chances when they were younger, but they fought hard and finally got to a respectable place in life (Jesse graduating college and starting a family, Josh going to Wyoming of all places and getting drafted 1st round)
- Can get emotional in defeat and you feel nothing but sympathy for them.
Mike Gabler is Matthew Stafford
- Older guy that won it all despite the odds
- Laid low for a while (Alligabler, Stafford in Detroit) until their moment came
- Good under pressure (Gabler at fire, Stafford in playoffs with Rams)
- Likable winner, perhaps not surrounded by most likable players (Gabler on 43, Stafford on Rams)
Owen Knight is Joe Burrow
- Went on a run out of nowhere to get to the end, only to lose to the guy above
- Good-looking guy who's hard to dislike
- Didn't always get the best help but kept on going and surviving
- Worked with a young kid to help further their game (Sami, Jamarr Chase)
Charlie Davis is Brock Purdy
- Good looking guy with a goofy smile that's hard to hate
- Came so close to winning, but came up short, and a lot think they deserved to win over their competition.
- Indirect ties to Taylor Swift (Charlie a fan, Purdy went against her boyfriend in the Super Bowl)
- Surrounded by talented players
Kaleb Gebrewold is Dak Prescott
- Personable guy with leadership qualities
- Will likely never even get to the end to have a chance to win it all
- They are sometimes put in a terrible spot with little chance of success
- But sometimes they do something that makes your jaw drop (Kaleb's Shot in the Dark, Dak's throws).
That's all I have for now, if I think of any others, I'll add them here! And I have indeed added some, they appear in red.
Kaleb Gebrewold is Dak Prescott
- Personable guy with leadership qualities
- Will likely never even get to the end to have a chance to win it all
- They are sometimes put in a terrible spot with little chance of success
- But sometimes they do something that makes your jaw drop (Kaleb's Shot in the Dark, Dak's throws).
That's all I have for now, if I think of any others, I'll add them here! And I have indeed added some, they appear in red.
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